"I'd like a bourbon and coke, please."
"Seriously, do I have to ask again? Bourbon and coke, please."
"If you make me ask you again, you and I are going to have problems!"
Meanwhile, in a different corner of the room, the phrase "What's up his butt?" is applied to the wrong child. (So much for alcohol abuse being a victimless crime.)
After many polite requests were denied, and threats ignored, the young Cornell resorts to the tactics of the elder Cornell men when they are denied their adult beverage of choice.
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